Monday, March 2, 2009
Another Reason to Hate Jay Cutler
So poor Jay Cutler is crying about a trade that didn't even happen. Maybe he should be crying about how he's never won anything or about how he can't play a full season of decent football. It seems that every season the Broncos get off to a good start and everyone is ready to herald them a great team. I can rip on Cutler all day but Gene Wojciechowski does it better.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Pirates Indian Pitchers on MSNBC!
I'm sure you've probably all heard this story by now. I like the comment about the new guys pitching beside "the leagues best." Wah Wah Wah
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Jason Calls His Mom: The Dishes
Thursday, February 26, 2009
There is a God. Shitney is OUT!

This Will be short and sweet. Ryan Whitney is gone (cue applause and fanfare)! If you have been a loyal follower of our blog here, you are well aware of my long standing hatred for Ryan Whitney. I hated him before it was the cool thing to do. It seems over the last few weeks people have been joining in thinking they were the first to be anti-Whitney. I Assure you they were not. I have hated him for quite some time. People called me crazy when I would say he is the worst defensive player on the team and makes more mistakes than a bum like Eric Godard (editorial note: if you are reading this Mr. Godard you are not really a bum please don't punch me in the face). One of my best friends and fan of the blog Sam has been a long hater of Whitney and I have to give him props for propelling my extreme dislike for him into the realm of pure hatred. Thanks Sam. So even if we didn't get much in return for him, anything is better than that ass clown. Hell, I would have taken Michele Oullet back for Whitney. I think it was a move to get a cheap decent player and some cap room to possibly bring in a big name with an even bigger trade. I'm interested to see how it goes before the trade deadline. We will keep you all posted. Until next time kids.
Penguins Trade Analysis

PITTSBURGH UPDATE

OT Trai Essex ,LB Keyaron Fox, LB Andre Frazier ,LB Arnold Harrison ,G Chris Kemoeatu ,QB Byron Leftwich, CB Bryant McFadden ,OT Marvel Smith ,DE Orpheus Roye, and WR Nate Washington
G Jeremy Parquet, and S Anthony Smith: all these guys will more then likely be back due to the fact that they are cheap with the exception of Colon, who they are working on a tender offer as we speak. Yes folks even big mouth Anthony Smith, who never even dressed for the playoffs will have another shot to go out and back up that diaherra mouth of his. What a waste of a pick, makes me think if Jemaine Stephens, Troy Edwards, and another defensive stopper Ricardo Coclough. lol
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Live Blog: Pirates vs. Phillies

Hey Gang! I have nothing better to do today so I'm going to blog live from Bradenton, Florida! And by Bradenton, Florida I mean Shitty Boston. Yay. I'll give you my take on this meaningless game, as well as how I feel about new announcer Tim Everett.
Congratulations to Steve Blass on his 50th year of Pirates Announcing. (I think thats what I heard but I'm not sure. Maybe its his 50 years in the organization. Either way Blass is old!)
So Chris Bootcheck is starting today and he led off the game with a first pitch strike. Greg made a comment about how Joe Kerrigan wants to see a lot of first pitch strikes this year. No Shit Greg. Although this has been a major problem of Pirates pitchers in the past. Then again what hasn't been a problem of Pirates Pitchers?
And Bootcheck sets them down 1-2-3. Striking out Shane Victorino.
And here comes the Buccos.....
Nyjer Morgan leads off against Jamie-Old As Shit-Moyer. One hopper to Rollins and he's out.
Freddy gets a single. Hopefully he's healthy this year and returns to some semblance of his 2007 form.
I'm beginning to realize how boring its going to be if I blog about every at bat so I'm only going to mention important things. Lesson Learned.
RONNIE PAULINO SIGHTING: I completely forgot Paulino was traded to the Phillies. Apparently he made the trip but won't be playing today because he is asleep.
After Striking out Ryan Howard, The Bullpen Bully, Matt Capps just walked the bases loaded. Luckily, this is only spring training.
Capps just got out with an inning ending double play. Tits!
Apparently Walk and Wehner aren't in Florida yet. Well they are in Florida, just at the airport bar.
And Laroche strikes out looking. His in-season approach to spring training is getting off to a beautiful start.
Moyer walks back to back Buccos. Runners on first and second. LaRoche out.
And Jack ends the inning with a two hopper.
On to the third...
Jimmy-our fans suck-Rollins just hit a one out single off the Big Chief. And yes, Philly fans do suck!
And Rollins scores from 2nd on a Raul Ibanez single.
Greg and Steve were just poking fun at how big the Chief is. This reminds me of another fat ass pitcher we used to have.....
So my internet just went out but I guess Freddy is working on the cycle with an opposite field double. I'm guessing Morgan got on and scored a run cuz it's now Buccos 1 Phillies 1.
And Adam is up to his old tricks, striking out again. I like LaRoche. I really do. I mean his theme song is from the Karate Kid and who doesn't love that song?

Ronnie woke up and seems to be catching behind the plate! Oh wait, he's behind the plate but he's still asleep.
We have 2 aboard for Jack Wilson. He's probably my favorite Pirates and I'm glad he's still on the team. It's hard to believe that his 200 hit season was 5 years ago.
And Jack gives them a two run lead but it went off someones glove. Brandon Moss scores on the Wilson Base-Hit.
2-1 Pirates
Jeffy Salazar, pinch hitting for Nyjer Morgan, swings at one out of the zone and strikes out.
Shelby Ford hits a line-drive home-run over the right field wall 5-1 Bucs!
And the inning is over.
Major Substitutions: Diaz, McCutchen, Walker, and Hinske are in somewhere. You can probably figure out where.
And Paulino is at the plate with a bat in his hands. Don't let it fool you though. Yes, he is still asleep.
Tim Everett has entered the booth. I'd say he has a good baseball voice. He sounds familiar, but can't pinpoint who he sounds like right now.
The pitcher accidentally hit Paulino's bat and the ball flew in the air but someone caught it. Paulino out!
Hinske makes a fine catch in left field and we are out of the inning.
Diaz gets a base-hit. Steve Pearce hits one inside the third base line for extra bases and Diaz is waved home.
6-1 Pirates!
Wow, judging by the views counter people are actually reading the blog. Hopefully they aren't all Huha. Feel free to post comments telling me how awesome or how much of a douchebag I am!
The bases are loaded as Hinske draws the walk. Pine-Richlands own Neil Walker steps to the plate.
Walker gets out at third but a run still scores. Credit Walker with the RBI.
7-1 Pirates!
Machado gets a base hit.
8-1 Pirates!
Double Play ends the inning.
And Tim Everett is taking us the rest of the way. Lanny is somewhere in a corner crying.
Mateo gets out of the inning. Nothing too exciting happened here.
In other news, ESPN 2 shows soccer in the afternoon. You know why? Because Soccer sucks and nobody is going to watch it anyway.
And Shelby Ford follows up his home-run with a pop out. If he makes the big league club, Greg Brown can say "And Ford "Drives" in a run! hahahahahahahahah. Get it?
3 up and 3 down go the Bucs. Let's go to the Seventh!
Craig Hansen is now pitching for the Bucs. You all remember him of course as part of the Bay Trade. Yeah, the one with blazing speed but no control.
I just checked over at some of the comments at the PBC Blog. Baywatch doesn't seem to care for my language.
Baywatch wrote re: Play ball: Exhibition season begins (Day 12)
jasonbice is using bad words over there. I guess I'm used to a family-friendly blog.
Well in baseball they use bad words, so catch 22.
Anyway, Hansen Strikes out 2. 3 up and 3 down. Looking Good.
And our first round pick, Pedro Alvarez strikes out and looks like crap doing it. First at-bat jitters?
Hinske hits a long fly ball but its caught in front of the bullpen. 2 Outs.
Inning over. Let's go to the 8th. Pirates still lead 8-1.
Evan Meek comes to the mound. For those of you who don't remember. Evan Meek was the rule 5 draft pick last year who was responsible for us losing the home opener.
Fairly uneventful inning. Meek does a swell job.
These spring training games get boring towards the end eh?
Well hey gang, it's been real. I'm going to cut out early because I have other things to do. Like watch Full House. Let me know what you think of the live blog.
Here is the Pirates official recap of today's game.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
WWIII: Crosby vs. Ovechkin

Sunday, February 22, 2009
Marc-Andre Failure!

Friday, February 20, 2009
Somethin's Gettin Busted But It Ain't No Brackets This WEEKEND Links

So before Photo Shop became the accepted standard for doctoring with photos, or the fact that when I was in high school back in the day I didn't know what Photo Shop was, there was Microsoft Paint. Why open with that? Well this first story we're gonna talk about needed a picture to demonstrate how the situation might have looked, and Huha the Jobless doesn't have Photo Shop and this was the best picture I could find of the actual situation, so I went pre-historic and played with Paint. GOD I FEEL LIKE PEREZ HILTON RIGHT NOW!!!
-Out in the land of Coors, it appears one of the disguises for a robbery happens to be putting a thong over your head. Hmm, that seems to be a really great disguise (NOT!). Now, I really shouldn't be making a joke about a robbery, especially since the store clerk did get a broken jaw. But, how STUPID are you that you wear a thong on your head as a disguise!!! I mean the face is still gonna be picked up on the store's camera, and at least the Alarm Clock was smarter than that. Those boys ain't right, and I don't know if it has anything to do with that Rocky Mountain High.
-So we've all stayed at a hotel at some point in our lives, right? Have you ever wondered how clean it actually is in the room? Well, if you read the front page of Yahoo! earlier in the week, then you found out. Germaphobes might be more worried than ever after reading that, and what is cleaner now exactly? Robbie Alomar, Danica's lower back in the swimsuit issue, or that Days Inn that you're hitting up in Panama City.
-Spring training kicked into full swing this week, and one of the hot topics, besides the new McClouth contract, are "the Million Dollar arms" (it's an Indian take on Idol, except it's baseball) that the Buccos signed during the offseason. There's been a media blitz at Camp Bradenton, which is finally bringing some sort of attention to the baseball black and gold. Let me say this, if these boys turn out good, the Buccos look like total geniuses, but if not, then the old saying "you can't rub a turd into a diamond" will still ring true. These boys are already drinking the Kool-Aid, and if you want more of the proverbial Kool-Aid, former Beaver County Times beat writer John Perrotto provides it to you, which has upset at least one other person so far.
By the way, the TV schedule was released Friday, and includes 125 regular season games on FSN, but look closely at the schedule, and notice the layout of TV games. Pretty top-heavy at the beginning of the season, but look at September, hmm wonder what they'll do if the Pirates turn out like Tampa Bay last season...
-Finally, I apologize for this week's not being as long as our true series premiere last week, but I didn't think as much was interesting this week, except maybe this little humdinger of a story, and you've all read some story about Skippy earlier in the week.
SO...
Til next weekend friends.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Penguins Trade Rumors...UPDATED
Fan House is reporting that Nik Antropov could be headed to the Pens and could Colby and Kovalchuk become Pens as well?
NESN is saying that Martin St. Louis could be headed to Pittsburgh.
The Hockey News is also reporting the St. Louis to Pittsburgh deal.
The Sporting News is saying Colby could be coming back to the burgh.
The Columbus Dispatch has a blog and although its from a month ago, could Stall be headed to Columbus?
HockeyBuzz.com is reporting the Malkin for Kovalchuk rumor
Also remember that March 4th is the trade deadline...3pm to be exact. So it is fast approaching.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Will The Pens Make The Playoffs?
Step two is getting rid of Ryan Whitney. The man is a cancer on this team. Everyone blows him like he is the best defensive and offensive player we have. To everyone Ryan Whitney is simply amazing. Still, the only thing good specifically that anyone says about him is "man, he always has his eyes up when he brings the puck up on the rush." So that one good trait makes him an all-star. Are you fucking kidding me? He gives the puck up at least 5-10 times a game, half of those, sometimes more, are in his own zone. He never stays with his man. For a big guy he lacks physical play. One of his jobs as a blue liner on the Power Play is to keep the puck in, and he seems to not even be able to do that. Just watch him for an entire game, count the number of things he does well and count the number of things he does wrong. I can guarantee you the bad outweighs the good significantly. I know this because I have done it many times before. He has a good game though every now and then, but that is not what we need. If it was a bad game every now and then that would be fine everyone has rough games. Not a rough two seasons in a row while you are taking up 5 million in salary cap. Plus did you ever see the guy in an interview he's a dick. I know a few people who know him personally and say the same thing. He's an asshole. Get rid of Ryan Shitney and Miro Shitan and pick up a goal scorer for Sidney. Just watch at the end of this video at Whitney, what a douche bag.
So will the Pens make the playoffs? Chime in on comments if you think one way or the other. Lets hope they slip in and turn it on during the playoffs and make a run for it and my post from before the start of the season will be correct.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
The Bucco's Are Coming...

Monday, February 16, 2009
Penguins Fire Therrien

Sunday, February 15, 2009
Why does Taylor Swift have such a weird face?
