Monday, July 7, 2008

AsStro Kicking

I just finished eating a great homemade meal by my mommy and I thought it would be a good idea to sit down and enjoy a Pittsburgh Pirates baseball game. I was wrong. As I sit here, the top of the first inning has ended and the Buccos are already losing 3 to 0. "Funky" Phil Dumatrait gave up 4 hits in the first. Looks like I better find somthing else to do this evening, like building with lego's or somthing. Maybe I'll find a pussy to play with. Yeah, a nice pussy. I know what you perverts are thinking, but I mean a nice little kitten. MORONS!

UPDATE: I can't stop watching. I feel like that kid that can't stop wacking it even after his parents have caught him in the act, but thats another story for another day. The Bucco's have once again proved me wrong. The Pirates now lead the Astros 4 to 3 after one inning of play. Maybe I should stick this one out and leave the pussy...I mean kittens alone.
UPDATE: Nate The Great has just hit his 16th Home Run of the season to give the Buccos a 5 to 3 lead over the Astros.
UPDATE: The X-man (Xavier Nady) drives in J-Bay (Jason Bay) with a double. Buccos lead 6 to 3.
UPDATE: My mom keeps yelling at me to do somthing, so I guess I'll wrap this up. Right now the Buccos lead 6 to 3 with a runner on first and two outs in the top of the 3rd inning. I decided just now that it would be cool to do a post with older sports uniforms. Starting sometime this week I'll make a sweet list of the "classic" sports uniforms that aren't around anymore. It will be super sweet, so don't miss it! By the way leave a comment if you think this chipmunk that the Astros chose as their mascot is a complete faggot.
FINAL: Buccos Win! Buccos Win! The Buccos won this game 10 to 7 over the Houston Astros and their gay mascot. This is a big win for the Buccos considering they got the shit kicked out of them against The Brew Crew. Big win. Lets Go Bucs!


David said...

That "chipmunk" looks an awful lot like the Nesquik bunny. I think they should sue.

Trick said...

The chipmonk looks like a whore, that's what it looks like.