Friday, July 11, 2008
I'm Sniffiling From a Cold...Not Snorting Cocaine
Ok, I'm not trying to poke fun at anyone here...actually I am. Matt Jones is an idiot. Jones, who is, or should I say, was, a wide receiver for the Jacksonville Jaguars was arrested on Thursday morning for felony possession of cocaine. Police apparently saw Jones sitting in his car cutting up cocaine with a credit card and once they arrested him and two other people involved they found a bag with 6 grams of cocaine, a straw with cocaine residue and a bottle with marijuana residue. Who the hell sits in a car at 1:00 in the morning and cuts up cocaine with a credit card? Apparently Matt Jones, because he is too dumb to do it in his house where he wouldn't get caught. That would have made too much sense. I mean what do you think cops are looking for at 1AM. Not Dunkin Donuts!I guess he wasn't thinking straight cuz he probably has been doing this for a while now, as his statistics from last season would show. Thats what you get for being stupid. Can everyone else hear the sound of Matt Jones' NFL career getting flushed down the toilet? He probably should have done that with the cocaine he was caught with. But here is the lesson kiddies. Don't snort cocaine. Don't even get near the shit. As Tim Meadows says in The Ballad of Dewie Cox, "Get out of here Dewie, you don't want none of this shit!" Always have that little voice in your head when you get into a fix. But if you do choose to do it, do it someplace like the basement of your house so you don't get caught. At least then you'll probably overdose and die, but at least then you won't go to jail!