This isn't me! My Salad was much shittier and I don't wear gay pink shirts!Today I had the worst salad ever. I usually make my chicken salads at night for lunch the next day at work. I had just cooked the chicken and didn't want to put it in my salad container yet because it was still hot. "I'll just put it in tomorrow" I thought to myself. Well guess what! I didn't. So I had to eat this shitty bowl of lettuce with this awful tasting Italian Dressing. What a terrible meal. To make things worse I discovered that Vitamin Water isn't good for you at all! It has a ton of sugar and your body doesn't even absorb the vitamins. WTF?!
